We know for a fact that our girls are the cutest, brightest, most intelligent, and most well behaved children EVER. They without a doubt will become doctors, scientists, and astronauts. AT THE SAME TIME.
We may drink a bit too much (cabernet sauvignon or freshly roasted moloka'i, pick your poison) and we may always overdress for the occasion (noting that there is no such thing as "overdressing") but hell, at least we're interesting.
We're just two best friends trying to make it through life one long day at at time. We are no longer sane. But it's okay, we have each other.