31 January 2012

Can You Describe Your Sex Life With a Movie Title?

I can't help it. My brain is so constantly and consistently in the gutter... This meme I recently came across on Facebook has inspired me. So I present... Movie Titles That Could Describe Your Sex Life:


- The Hangover
- Dude, Where's My Car?
- Enough
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- Snakes on a Plane
- Baby Mama
- Black Snake Moan
- The World is Not Enough
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Why Did I Get Married?
- The Break Up
- Never Say Never Again
- The Horse Whisperer
- Love, Actually
- The Happy Hooker
- Snatch
- The Hurt Locker
- Predator
- The Life Aquatic
- Lock Stock and Two Smokin' Barrels
- 12 Angry Men
- Octopussy
- Trapped
- Taken
- A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
- Home Alone
- Take Me Home Tonight
- Tangled
- The Back Up Plan
- Knocked Up
- I Am Legend
- It's Complicated
- The Whole Nine Yards
- Three Men and a Lady
- The Lovely Bones
- Bring it On
- Joe vs. the Volcano
- Man on Fire
- Superbad
- Punch Drunk Love
- Gladiator
- Are We There Yet?
- Rain Man
- 50 First Dates
- Groundhog Day
- The Fast and the Furious
- Gone in 60 Seconds
- The Bone Collector




- Posted by The Mad Housewife from my iPhone. Cause I'm freakin awesome.







29 January 2012

Being Sick is Funny

After a full nights battle with a stomach virus....

Hubby- "What the HELL are you wearing?"

Me- "Um, jammies?"

Hubby- "Well they add about ten years on you."

Me- "I know, why do you think I sleep naked?"

28 January 2012

NEW BLOG ALERT!!!!

The Mad Housewife is now posting and accepting entries on her new blog, STFU Ex Husband!  Time to bring out all the dirty laundry and burn it.  

We're Funny IRL...