SAHM? Crap job? You're lazy!

Are you a stay at home mom or unemployed?

Haven’t gotten a raise since the Bush administration?

Getting a tax refund this year?

According to Twat Face (my fiancee Stupid's ex wife) you’re a lazy fucker who doesn’t deserve a damn thing, and you’re what’s wrong with this nation.

You, yes, you. According to Stupid’s ex-wife, if you make less than she does or you’re a SAHM and getting a tax refund this year, you are, “a lazy motherfucker who doesn’t deserve a refund! I work, I’m married, have 2 kids, and own a home and I don’t get a dime!” 

Well boofucking hoo, TF. So, because my company hasn’t given me a raise due to the economy, and I can’t afford my own home, I don’t work just as hard as you do? Oh, really now? Aren’t you the one who takes 2 hour lunches to shop? While I’m at my desk simultaneously eating & working? So, because someone was laid off, they’re also lazy and don’t deserve a bigger refund that might, you know, help them pay their bills? Oh, that’s right. Silly me, I forgot: if you’re unemployed you simply haven’t looked hard enough for a job. You should just take anything that’s offered, even if it means taking a minimum wage job that won’t even pay your utility bill.

You’re saying that SAHM’s don’t work hard? I know of at least one person who would vehemently disagree with you. Just because they do not get a paycheck for their endeavors does not mean they don’t work every bit as hard as those of us who go to an office everyday.  I will be the first to admit I greatly admire SAHM’s, for I could never do what they do, and I will also be the first to praise them for all the unsung hard work they do every single day.

So, because I’m actually getting a tax refund this year, I didn’t earn it? Based on..? What? Your incredibly narrow-minded idea that low wages = lazy?  Furthermore, so because you actually found someone dumb enough to marry your lying, two-faced, drunken self, you should get some sort of prize? You did. It’s referred to as: you had a party (wedding) and he bought you a house that you can ill-afford (to shut you up. His words, verbatim.) Yes, you had kids…But you seem to forget that both times you had the gene pool contributor narrowed down to 3. BOTH FUCKING TIMES. While you were married to Stupid.

Yes, by God, you deserve a reward. While the rest of us lazy fucks sit around and eat bon-bons.

Please, just…Do the rest of the world a favor and inject yourself with anthrax. Thanks, hon!