Hahahahahah! Fuckin-A right. The "ex" in ex-husband makes it all better.
29 January 2010
20 January 2010
Sometimes my husband reminds me why I married him in the first place...
Hubby, telling me how he responded to his work buddies asking him the question "Doesn't it bug you that your wife doesn't work?":
"My wife spent five years in the Marine Corps and has spent more time in Iraq than most of the people in this company. She works; when I get home I don't even have to lift a finger, it's all taken care of. So as far as I'm concerned, she can do whatever the fuck she wants, she's earned it."
Occasionally, it's nice to know how the man really feels.
"My wife spent five years in the Marine Corps and has spent more time in Iraq than most of the people in this company. She works; when I get home I don't even have to lift a finger, it's all taken care of. So as far as I'm concerned, she can do whatever the fuck she wants, she's earned it."
Occasionally, it's nice to know how the man really feels.
14 January 2010
Mmmmm, bacon.
In my dreams, and only in my dreams. Sigh.
So, I decided to take a break from fertility treatments. Honestly, because a) they're making me fucking miserable (so then I in turn am making everyone ELSE miserable) and b) I'm fat.
Now that wasn't one of those sympathy fishing comments, I'm actually fat. As in 200 plus pounds on a five foot three frame fat. So, I don't want to hear any "Oh honey, you're not fat" comments, because my scale and dress size say differently.
And it's not a self esteem thing either, cause I'm still hot. Just ask my husband.
Honestly, I want to take a break because the damn fertility treatments are really not working (Clomid resistance anyone?) and a big (no pun intended) part of it NOT working is because I'm fat. Plain and simple.
Oh yea, I don't want any diet advice either. I have the internets and I have freakin common sense, and I've been in shape before.... I spent five years of my life in excellent shape at a normal weight, running regularly... so I get what I'm doing. Any comments about diet and/or exercise advice will be roundhouse kicked off my blog.
However, encouragement will be accepted.
So, I decided to take a break from fertility treatments. Honestly, because a) they're making me fucking miserable (so then I in turn am making everyone ELSE miserable) and b) I'm fat.
Now that wasn't one of those sympathy fishing comments, I'm actually fat. As in 200 plus pounds on a five foot three frame fat. So, I don't want to hear any "Oh honey, you're not fat" comments, because my scale and dress size say differently.
And it's not a self esteem thing either, cause I'm still hot. Just ask my husband.
Honestly, I want to take a break because the damn fertility treatments are really not working (Clomid resistance anyone?) and a big (no pun intended) part of it NOT working is because I'm fat. Plain and simple.
Oh yea, I don't want any diet advice either. I have the internets and I have freakin common sense, and I've been in shape before.... I spent five years of my life in excellent shape at a normal weight, running regularly... so I get what I'm doing. Any comments about diet and/or exercise advice will be roundhouse kicked off my blog.
However, encouragement will be accepted.
02 January 2010
What a WIFE is...
LOLZ bitches. No sappy motivational speeches here, I only speak truth.
By the way, I WILL buy that t-shirt. And I shall hack up said t-shirt and sew the logo onto an apron. Cause that's more appropriate.
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