....so my child is running around the house buckkit ass nekkid, covered in ketchup (from her latest encounter with chicken nuggets), and chasing the kitten. Earlier today, she got into a drawer and "decorated" herself with a ballpoint pen. And she is HAPPY.
I'm sitting my butt on the couch watching Maury and eating a turkey sandwich. And I'm pretty darn happy too (except for the impending doom in my head). Especially since it's almost naptime.
And I am also happy to report that after a little while running around nekkid and in just underwear, it seems like my kid is fully potty trained. It's about damn time, she'll be three in a week(ish). We've been going to the mall in underwear, the grocery store in underwear, visiting friends in underwear. No major accidents AT ALL. NO accidents actually. And she's dry at night and during naps.
So, after all this, please tell me- when is she going to be able to wipe her butt by herself? Seriously, I thought I'd been delivered from the butt wiping but nooooo. Oh well. Lost the battle but won the war, right?