... because I caught a nasty cold and totally lost my voice. All I could do was glare and make obscene hand gestures at him while he laughed his ass off at my voice-challenged self.
To make things even better, this is the week my kid decided that she was going to stop taking naps.
Oh, and my mother in law is coming to visit. On Friday. And before Friday I need to get unsick, vacuum, make some meals and stick them in the freezer, bake muffins and cookies, sweep and mop the floors, run the steam cleaner over all the latest stains, finish organizing the master bedroom, get the last of my pictures up on the wall, clean the guest room (easier said than done, I still have unpacked boxes in there!), deep clean all three bathrooms...
Anyone wanna come over and babysit my kid while I clean? Anyone?